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So… I am watching the 2009 Chinese Formula 1 race, and when giving out the tropies, the heads of state decided that protecting their suits (like they are going to wear them for something more important than 100 million+ people!!!) was of utmost umportance!?!?! OMFG!!!
My sister just told me she was trying to fix a string of lights and needed to remove a bulb… with her teeth… broke the bulb, cut her lip, and… so stupid… shocked herself even more silly… it was PLUGGED IN!!! fucking tard!
Nine-ten months ago I took these 2 pictures thinking; “man, I have to blog about these!!!”. BUT, it appears when I am at my REAL computer I always seem to have better things to do… now, when waiting around, the iPhone makes it all happen.. ahhhhh…
anyway, such scary pictures!! and, I love the “blood” (rusty water) on the first one that brings the true danger of diving to a whole new level!!
I took these pictures in 2 different east coast cities.
Okay, while sex is not a bad thing, this is NOT the case when sending a quick business email and trying to abbrivate “second” to “sec”, and right as I press send, I see I has auto-corrected it to “sex”!!!!
I’m in the elevator and I scream “noooo!!!” people look at me startled… crap!!
I’ve been thinking for years that I wanted to start a site for this… since the day I bought this domain. I’m going to reserve this for odd things i find which don’t seem very smart, or jokingly don’t seem very smart.
My first post is this picture I took from the sun visor of the Ford Escape rental I have at the moment. I was sitting in traffic when I noticed this picture above me, and was thinking… Ouch!! I don’t want an airbag which hits me in the balls! Who would design an airbag which targets the face, throat, and balls?!?!?!!?!